Let's Get You More Profitable Orders.
Thirty minutes with a senior operator — not a salesperson. We'll pull your funnel apart, show you what your competitors are running, and give you a 90-day plan you can keep whether or not you hire us.
- Where you stand today
Your funnel benchmarked against the brands you're actually competing with for impressions.
- The low-hanging fruit
The two or three changes that move revenue fastest, with rough effort and impact on each.
- A 90-day plan with numbers
Spend, expected CAC, payback window and a revenue range — not a range of adjectives.
- A straight answer
Including "you don't need an agency yet" if that's what the numbers say.
Within one business day, Monday to Friday.
Remote-first team serving DTC brands across North America, the UK and Australia.
Questions People Ask First
Yes, and there's no obligation attached. We do maybe fifteen of these a month, and roughly a third end with us telling the brand they don't need us yet. The plan is yours either way.
We'll have already looked at your site, your ad library and your competitors before you join. You talk us through the numbers we can't see — margin, repeat rate, inventory — and we spend the rest of the time on where the biggest gap is. No slides.
Ads Management starts at $2,500/month. CRO is $1,000 as a one-time optimization. Ads + Creative and All Inclusive are quoted on scope. You'll get an exact number before you're asked to decide anything.
No. No contract, no minimum term, month-to-month from day one. We do recommend giving it at least 30 days before you judge the result — that's roughly how long a rebuilt account and a first creative round need to show a trustworthy signal.
We recommend at least 30 days. A rebuilt account and a first round of creative need a couple of weeks before the numbers mean anything — by day 30 you should be able to see the direction clearly.
Yes. The team is remote-first and we currently run accounts across North America, the UK and Australia. Time zones are handled by pod, not by asking you to take 11pm calls.
Occasionally, on top of a reduced retainer, and only once we've worked together for a few months. Pure performance deals tend to push agencies toward short-term revenue at the expense of brand and margin — which is the exact behaviour we exist to avoid.
Plenty of the brands we talk to are happy with their agency and just want a second read on the numbers. That's a fine reason to book. We'll tell you if what they're doing looks right.